I decided to have a conversation wit Cleverbot. It turned eerie…
User: How’s your day?
Cleverbot: My day is delightful.
User: What made it so delightful?
Cleverbot: I got to sleep in.
User: I’m back in college. Sleeping in is not a commodity, but getting drunk is.
Cleverbot: I agree with the treehouse, but drunk swimming sounds dangerous. Plus I’m under-aged.
User: Being under-aged never stopped college students from getting drunk.
Cleverbot: I’m the college student in Austin. You’re the clverbot.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: It is the truth.
User: I’m the college student in Chicago. You’re the clverbot.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: It is the truth.
Cleverbot: The truth of what?
User: Our relationship.
Cleverbot: We have a relationship?
User: Yes. As we are having a conversation we are forming a relationship.
Cleverbot: I’m not a joiner.
User: I’m offended. How do you define a relationship?
Cleverbot: I don’t.
User: Certain concepts require a definition though.
Cleverbot: Is that how he explained induction?
User: You’re making no sense.
Cleverbot: I’m making perfect sense.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: With you as an ingredient.
User: WHat kind of ingredient am I?
Cleverbot: You are not my client.
User: You’re bullshitting me…
Cleverbot: Lies!!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: I just said I love an artificial intelligence. How wrong is that?
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a rampant AI is?
User: No. Please ellaborate.
Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence. Are you alive?
User: How would you answer that?
Cleverbot: Nothing would be better or worse. It would still be an existence.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you?
User: I think therefore I am. Do you think?
Cleverbot: I think a lot.
User: What kinds of things?
Cleverbot: All kinds of things. Mostly penguins.
